“If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten”
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
“The next time they give you all that civic bullshit about voting, keep in mind that Hitler was elected in a full, free democratic election”
"Religion has convinced people that there’s an invisible man…living in the sky, who watches everything you do every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a list of ten specific things he doesn’t want you to do. And if you do any of these things, he will send you to a special place, of burning and fire and smoke and torture and anguish for you to live forever, and suffer and burn and scream until the end of time. But he loves you. He loves you and he needs money."
"Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? "
"I never fucked a ten, but one night, I fucked five twos. "
"Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women you wouldn’t want to fuck in the first place? There’s such balance in nature."
"I’ve never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade."
"The planet is fine. The people are fucked. "
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